AI swing analysis, with heckling
Your swing deserves a second opinion.
Upload a golf swing. Get a personalized roast, a score, and one genuinely useful fix you can take to the range.
Free basic roast. No credit card. Ego protection not included.
AI verdict
“Plenty of speed. Shame half of it is headed toward the parking lot.”
What to expect
Savage on the joke. Focused on the fix.
No fake certainty
Clear observations without pretending one clip tells the whole story.
One priority
A single swing thought and drill you can actually remember.
You control sharing
Your roast stays yours until you send it to the group chat.
Swing report
Municipal golfer #247
- Handicap energy
- 17.8
- Tempo
- 71
- Balance
- 63
- Clubface
- Call an attorney
- Swing crime
- Early extension
Prescription
Chair drill · 10 reps before every range session
The full treatment
Comedy people share. Coaching they can use.
Upload the evidence
Send a face-on or down-the-line swing and add your handedness, typical miss, handicap, and club.
Choose your roast level
Pick Nice, Savage, or Absolutely Destroy Me. The jokes change; the golf analysis stays useful.
Get one useful fix
See your biggest swing tendency, likely ball flight, one priority, and one drill—not fifteen competing thoughts.
Share the damage
Turn your scores, verdict, and prescription into a vertical report built for stories and the group chat.
Pricing
Pay for insight, not a lecture.
Start with a free roast, unlock a one-off autopsy, or track whether the range work is finally doing anything.
Free Roast
$0
A quick read on the evidence.
- Basic personalized roast
- Overall swing score
- Shareable result
Swing Autopsy
$4.99 one time
A deeper look without another subscription haunting your statement.
- Full swing analysis
- Three swing observations
- One personalized drill
- Likely miss explained
- Pro comparison
- Downloadable report
Swing Roast+
$9.99/month
For golfers committed to documenting the struggle.
- Unlimited swing uploads
- Progress tracking
- Before-and-after comparisons
- AI coach
- Monthly swing grade
Before you submit evidence
Questions from the first tee
Your buddies already have opinions
Now get one that comes with a drill.
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